nointerrruption:

having to watch your friends be friends with people you hate

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If a wolf were able to stand on its hind legs, what would it look like as it tried to get something off of a high shelf?

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hitlersbreastmilk:

hello mr president i would like to buy america for 4 goats

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3ridan:

do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to

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itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

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togmami:

freddybenson:

remember when icarly was still airing

let it go freddy

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